I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's
restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat
embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!" And the other guy says:
"So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm
thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!" At this point I am just trying to
get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured
I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him ,
"No........I' m a little busy right now!!!" Then I hear the guy say
nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions!!! "
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